Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yes. A seagull attacked me while landing on a pole high beyond my reach. The bloody beast!
I can think of at least three times. Seagulls are savages.
I don't really remember a trauma like that.
Yeh, like one time I was in a moving car with the window down and bird poop flew in and landed on the back of my hand. Pretty sure that bird must have done that intentionally.
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