Pandy · 13 answers · 4y

Has a bird ever pooped on you?

Yeah, in line at an amusement park. It got like two rows of people. Luckily it was the last ride of the day.

Yes. A seagull attacked me while landing on a pole high beyond my reach. The bloody beast!

Not that I remember, but it's possible that it happened and I forgot. I forget a lot of things. :/

Yeh, like one time I was in a moving car with the window down and bird poop flew in and landed on the back of my hand. Pretty sure that bird must have done that intentionally.

Twice. Once a bird shit on my new hat just as I got home. Another time one shit on my finger as I reached out to press the crosswalk sign.

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