Sitting in your car in the parking lot for 30 minutes after you come out of the store doing random sh*t

Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball.

How juicy this ass is

The unfair results from the 'first past the post' voting system used in the general election. For example in the latest election, one party got 7.4% of the seats in parliament with 3.9% of the vote, whereas another got only 1.7% of the seats with 11.5% of the vote. Or there's the party that got 0% seats with 2% of the vote. We usually end up with a government that the majority didn't vote for (and that's without including the people who didn't vote). I think you have to back to the 30s for the last time a government was elected with >50% of the vote.

Sloping out of work early to go to the cinema alone.

Lobbying. But it should be.

To have sex with an eighteen year old prostitute.

Giving politicians millions of dollars to enact legislation that will bone poor people

Did a short trip with my car and was speeding fast at around 180 km/h, that felt a bit illegal today but it isn't.