Pandy · 11 answers · 4y

Do you believe that Kim Jong-Um (Supreme Leader of North Korea) is dead?

He's apparently a vegetable having undergone botched heart surgery. Good as dead tbh.

Because of the power structure in PRNK I believe he may be… UnDead

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He’s just stunned he was stunned, just as he was waking up! East Asian dictators stun easily!

So far the South Koreans are saying he's fine and hiding out from the outbreak, I'm willing to go with that, him being alive or dead is of no consequence unless that sister who's next in line is a reformist or something, assuming she doesn't do a Houdini herself

All I know is, whoever told her she looks cute in that outfit is DEADass blind. She's out there walking around in daytime dad pajamas like it's a look

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