Blubber

AverageBlubber

Ask me something. I'll try to answer. Unless I don't, in that case uuuhhhhhhhhhh...

The pfp I'm using here is part of a piece of art drawn by @ScruffyTurtles on twitter

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I have good taste, I swear.

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tape or glue

Tape. Glue's cool and all but you ever made homemade glue in school? That stinks.

what was the best meme of 2008

I've always been partial to Geddan.

How come you don't do the thing more often

Because if I do it too often it's not special now is it

If you had to choose between your family or your friends, who would you go 2-0 with

Family. They don't stand a chance.

why

Because I fix my tweet to retweet ratio. This counts as tweeting right?

Have you ever listened to nightcore?

Yes. I'll never understand the appeal.

Why are you called Blubber

Because self deprecation is funny right?

whats the best thing you've ever smelled

Fricassee'd chicken.

why are you black

It's a condition I was born with. But hey, it's pretty cool if you ask me. Which you did.