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There's a video clip on Instagram of a fairly attractive girl going around asking other attractive girls for their phone numbers. I think the idea is women are more open if being gay for a short time than men are. I have theory. I think a woman's sexuality is more fluid because men are more accepting of that. Example. You're a guy and you're married to your wife for 30 yrs. And you find out your wife and her friend Wendy were more than just friends in college.. there was more scissoring going on than in a knitting class😆 there isn't a man alive who would have a problem with that, hell let's get Wendy on the phone! Let's reconnect, rock on🤣 But switch the roles. I think a woman finding out her husband was gay for a short time would ruin their relationship. Imo straight women are attracted to masculinity no matter what they say.. finding out your husband of 30 yrs even for a short time was a bottom bitch😂 will ruin your perspective on him
In light of Autism awareness month. I have a song. If you know it, sing along.. It's called. Special Fred, BY Stephen Lynch.. clears throat When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend
Fred was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Oh, special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright intead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
Iliked math, and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree
Oh,special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I ran track, hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
1 had girls, and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes.. Oh, special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day while talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Oh, Special Fred (and me)
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special Thank you 🤣I'm getting canceled aren't I? Wouldn't be the first time🤣
So is Kate Middleton dead or what?😆 They're doing all these weird camera tricks and then there was that appearance of that women that looks nothing like her. What is going on?🤣
Taylor Swift is donating a hundred thousand dollars to the funeral of the woman who was gunned down at the Superbowl parade. That's nice of her... except she's worth 800 MILLION dollars. Giving 100k when you're worth 800 million is like giving a homeless person 10 cents. It's insulting actually. She should pay the woman's entire funeral. Because A, Swift can afford it and claims she's a good Christian and B this woman was at the stupid parade to see you and your inbred hick boyfriend. (Which Taylor wasn't even at) Swift is embracing the Democrat life quite well she already has a nice death toll gathering up. Didn't other people die at her concert?😒
Am I the only one who noticed that Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift's new "boyfriend" Sounds like Bobby Boucher from the waterboy? He sounds just like him! "I like Taylor and she likes me back!, And showed me her boobies and i like them too!!"😆
Microbial contamination found in cough syrup, nationwide warning. Using the tainted drugs could potentially cause severe or life-threatening adverse events like fungal infections in patients with compromised immunity, the FDA said in a release on Wednesday.. So Big Pharma is looking out for you, turn you into something from the last of us🤣
Anyone else seen the Ai generated Nude pics of Taylor Swift? Lol she's having a meltdown over it which makes sense but no one is going to think that's her.. unless I've seen the wrong ones. Because the ones I saw, they were very generous in the bust department. I don't think her boobs are as big as they made them, they're as fake as her new relationship BOOM🤣
So it's 2024, what do you wanna talk about? Oh, a list.. is it for Santa or maybe your new year resolutions.. "Jeffrey Epstein Island logs?" OMG!!! David Copperfield, Bill Clinton. (No Surprise there)😆 Stephen Hawkings. Wtf dude🤣 I guess he thought it was a physics thing.. how do you fit a grown man's schlong in a 10 yr old.... OH BOOOO!! Am I going to hell any worse than he is!?🤣
Has there ever been a yr that people are sad to see end? Lol it seems every yr is like get the fuck out of here!🤣
Girl: I don't want a man thats chiseled and strong, I want a man that is soft and weak.
Me: you do?
Girl: yes, and you know what turns me on? When a man is overweight and went to a community College.
Me: I am, and I did!
Girl: Do you know what makes me more wild?
Me:, no? What?
Girl: I love KY guy sitting in his tighty whiteies, cruising porn sites with no intention of ever buying.
Me: I don't even have a credit card..
Girl: kiss my chest, go on bite it..
Me:HMMM, ARE YOU SURE?
Girl: do it bite me..
in reality
Guy: OWWWWW,.Get off of my titty, you doped up cracker!🤣
I just finished watching Jim Carrey's The Grinch that stole Christmas. I try to watch it once a year. I find the Grinch totally relatable, his anger, his discontent for others. It speaks to me.😁 Right up until he gets a heart and likes people BLAH😝😝What are some of your favorite movies?
You think you're so creative, you don't know what it's like to truly create something, to create a life, to feel it growing inside you, all you know how to create is death and destruction. Oops wrong script pardon me.. 🤣
The verdict is in actor Mathew perry died of a Ketamine overdose. Which he was using to treat depression. It CAN be used for that but it's very dangerous and very powerful. It's not recommended to be used by anyone outside of a medical facility. And he was using it in a holistic way called Ketamine assisted therapy. Which is a rare, and again not recommended way of using it. So what do we have here? A celebrity, using his money and influence to gain access to a drug ordinary people dont have access to, and use it in a hippy way. That results in his death. Yeah, takes the sting out of him dying. He's just a moron. Who killed him self over a trend. Oh, he can use poor people medicine he has to use some freaky rare and very dangerous kind. Sorry I feel worse for the guy dying of cancer because he can't afford treatment of it. More than I feel from some rich dickhead🙄 thoughts?
Since it is that time of the year. I once heard a parent say that she did not want her kid to believe in Santa. She said basically she didn't want her child believing a fake person got her what she wanted for Christmas. She wanted her daughter to know it was her mom who worked hard to buy it for her? What are your thoughts on this? I see her logic in the argument for sure
Does anyone remember copy machines? In school nothing gave us such joy as an unguarded copy machine. 45 secs after finding it, our 5th grade butts are siting on the machine photocopying our asses. If you can see your twigs and berries on it, you were GAY!!🤣
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