They start fighting. After a while, Trump knocks Biden down. Just as he's about to perform his signature move, the MAGAton, someone approaches him from behind. It's Bernie Sanders, and he's carrying a steel chair! What's he going to do? (CRACK) "BAH GAWD, BERNIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!" Trump drops to the floor like a baby elephant being born. Bernie helps Joe up and gestures to shake hands. Joe never sees it coming. Before their hands meet, Bernie moves like lightning, kicking Joe in the stomach, it could only mean one thing, "BAH GAWD, STONE COLD STUNNER!"...

Bernie walks away from the scene without saying a word, as one of Trumps' aides waves a Big Mac in front of his face in an attempt to revive him. Meanwhile, Biden is carried backstage on a stretcher. Unbeknownst to the public, he's dead - but this isn't the first time...

In a smart looking office, a phone rings. A woman in her early 70s picks it up.

"Ma'am? Yes, it's about Joe. I'm afraid he's... 'resting' again".

"Understood", she says, and hangs up.

She presses a hidden button in her desk, and a panel opens, revealing a keypad. She enters a passcode and a secret door opens in the wall. The lights flicker on, and she enters the hidden room, walking towards shelves with labelled boxes. 'J.E. Prison Guard Disguise' catches her eye, and she smiles, but that isn't what she's looking for today.
"N for 'Necromancer Robes'… Ah, yes, there you are..."