Chris CM. Martinez · 5 answers · 3y
If Jesus Christ decended from heaven made sweet love to u all night long, twisted your nips ate your ass the whole shebang. And left u pregnant with the living christ. How much child support could u get?😄
If Jesus Christ decended from heaven made sweet love to u all night long, twisted your nips ate your ass the whole shebang. And left u pregnant with the living christ. How much child support could u get?😄
I would make Jesus my sub. He would beg me to hang him from the cross.
Wait, that would introduce another mum plus another baby to the holy trinity plus Mary, which adds up to six goddesses, which would be pagan. So church would never let it happen.
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