Chris CM. Martinez · 6 answers · 4y

after all of the stupid life threatening things i've done in my life if i die from touching my face i'm going to be pissed XD

Of all the stupid life threatening things I've done in my life how come none of them actually killed me geez what's a brother gotta do

Dying from illnesses is not the heroic manly way to pass away. Better to get inside a supermarket and shout: I spit and vomit on all of you and the goods! Get me suckers if you can! So you get killed manly during a fight against a big crowd! Hero!

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