I addressed the chief of police as “officer”. 😆

My first job was at a pharmacy as a cashier, I had the unfortunately task of occasionally selling some lucky gent his "jimmies" which we kept behind the counter with all the cigarettes (back when it was still legal to sell), and since I was used to asking people if they wanted 100's, shorts, or regular I instinctively asked "what size?" the guy wanted when he asked for trojans...... ahhhh!

...you've seen my typos right?

There was the time I stood in front of my office door for a solid 2-3 minutes trying to get in with my apartment key, that was fun