A few years ago I tried one of those apps that records sound while you sleep, and my recordings were boring :( barely snored, barely farted. what even is the point

Nah I expend all my gas when I fart out 'House of the Rising Sun'

If I do it, I never heard it

No idea! I have to record myself to give you a more definite answer. I once did that to see if I really snort,

Not much.

Not that I know.

I’ve never had any complaints.

🌚 my methane levels during sleep are within normal limits... I swear.