The DEVLSON (Deep, evil vortex of Sept, Oct, and Nov.) Friday Night Special: tears of teacher, a handful of sour patch kids, a splash of parental and or administrative wrath, and whatever clear alcoholic liquid you have on hand— vodka, tequila, or white board cleaner. Serve with a bag of Taquis or Hot Cheetos on the side.
The Springer.
1. A good measure of witty banter.
2. A half of intelligent intercourse (steady on there, it’s a proper word).
3. A dash of truly interesting people.
4. A splash of controversy.
5. A soupçon of drama.
6. Add a pinch of swivel-eyed loons and shake well.
7. Pour over ice, sit back and enjoy.
Kitty-Cat: Roses lime juice, vodka, tonic water, ice cube, mint leaves.
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