cLOUD · 7 answers · 1y

Pretend you’re a bartender and make up a signature drink: name + ingredients

I feel like I had an idea once and I lost it - anyway off the top of my head I want to take a Black Russian but instead of vodka...fireball! I'll call it a Red Russian, or maybe a Flaming Russian, or if you want to be topical, a Proxy War

The DEVLSON (Deep, evil vortex of Sept, Oct, and Nov.) Friday Night Special: tears of teacher, a handful of sour patch kids, a splash of parental and or administrative wrath, and whatever clear alcoholic liquid you have on hand— vodka, tequila, or white board cleaner. Serve with a bag of Taquis or Hot Cheetos on the side.

A Rusty Dingus: One half coffee and lemon juice and parts antifreeze with a little cigarette ash.

The Springer.
1. A good measure of witty banter.
2. A half of intelligent intercourse (steady on there, it’s a proper word).
3. A dash of truly interesting people.
4. A splash of controversy.
5. A soupçon of drama.
6. Add a pinch of swivel-eyed loons and shake well.
7. Pour over ice, sit back and enjoy.

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