cLOUD · 7 answers · 6y

Tell me a story about the time someone hit on you.

I went into a coffee shop wearing shades and a man said to me, "I could fuck you wearing those sunglasses." Who says romance is dead...?

A woman held a door open for me today, but I'm just not looking to get into anything right now.

It was 1956 and Barbara wanted to be my best girl and asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance

Genuinely had this happen 4 times... they grabbed my bits :o no real context for it either.

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