cLOUD · 9 answers · 4y

If A soul visiting earth was going to rent and live in your body for a while, what advice or warning would you give them regarding their new vessel?

Careful getting up in the morning.. I have plantar fasciitis and I can't explain why? Keep ibuprofen handy, headaches are common, and you suffer terribly from seasonal allergies. So take Claritin daily as nothing else works.

Your soul might feel a bit pressured to fit in my scrawny ass. Also there'll be some involuntary movements sometimes.

I hope you like sleeping because that's what you'll want to do 98% of the time. Also do me a favor and eat healthy, thanks

Wait a minute, so what happens to my soul? I have to share a body with the alien soul? Do I get input in real time or am I just along for the ride and have to just keep quiet? Or is my soul just sitting in a spiritual warehouse out on the docks? Anyway, no warnings, no warranties, no promises, as is, like you picked it up at a pawn shop, sorry buddy...tell you what, because I'm such a nice guy, it'll get 7 days to ask whatever questions it wants but that's it, the pawn shop is closing and re-locating upstate across the street from the casino

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