What would it take to make you temporarily happy ?

“Let me explain how I got here.” You say to me. I’m listening. Where are you and how did you get there?

What’s your least favorite dish to wash? Mine: cups

What’s your show size ?

What should I get you for Christmas/new years/winter holiday/whatever

What’s your favorite soup

What are you looking forward to?

Do you think will ferrell is funny? I’ve never been amused by any of his “comedic” acting. Just annoyed. Is his part over yet ?

Do you think mike pence is handsome? My coworker told me she found him extremely attractive and that is why she voted for trump

What, if anything, did you do for/with your mom today ?

What book should I read next ?

Do you judge and/or give advice to parents while not being a parent yourself ? (Ps, having nieces/newphews/baby sitting experience/pets does not count as being a parent.)

What are you bad at?

What are you good at?

Tell me a story that inspired one of your questions