You must have really light/dainty sneezes. =)
I remember once when I was a kid my grandfather's wife (not my biological grandmother) thought I was lying about something, I don't remember what, and said, "I don't like liars." I couldn't convince her I wasn't lying. And one time in elementary school I burped loudly in class and the teacher thought I did it on purpose. I told her it was because I'd just drank a lot of water (which I had), and she said, "water doesn't make you burp." And one time I accidentally kicked my cousin's feet under the table, and my aunt said I was "controlling, just like [my] dad." I think I was a teenager then. Those are the only times I remember.