Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

Kate asked 5 days ago · 8 Answers
Hey black guys, I got a question : In Germany there exists an old 16th century word for black African people: Mohr, or Maure, for any sort of people from North Africa. Now some say it is a racist term. Is it?

How dare you, Kate! But despite being biracial I don't really know... I suppose it depends on context it's used in...

ZouBisouBisou asked 11 days ago · 13 Answers
People that say "y'all" have low IQ's. Change my mind.

Wow, that's Berry Reese's of you, Alice with a side of Malice 🧐

ZouBisouBisou asked 11 days ago · 11 Answers
What is it about Walmart that attracts the ghettoest people imaginable?

It must be the location.

Kate asked 13 days ago · 17 Answers
Since everybody is wearing a mask in public I often only see a pair of eyes. I often think we should keep wearing masks as a culturals habit. People look much better when only showing eyes? You?

Only if you maintain an attractive set of eyebrows

Kate asked 13 days ago · 13 Answers
Would you accept a cameo appearance in a documentary about your family?

Sure, I'd even help with the principal photography

Kate asked 13 days ago · 18 Answers
Do you think that a person working as an online sex worker could be your good friend?

How'd you find out? 🧐 Who talked!?

🌺 ❥Fading🌺 asked 13 days ago · 11 Answers
Don't touch my:______? Or else:______

What're we touching? 👀

Daniel asked 16 days ago · 17 Answers
Would you like to know which people had a crush on you?

Yes so I could plan countermeasures to ensure they don't follow through on such feelings.

ZouBisouBisou asked 17 days ago · 13 Answers
What's your solution for world hunger?

World cannibalism.

Wasserpistole asked 19 days ago · 5 Answers
Bill Cosby talks 28 seconds about drugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWEuPoFnE5A What do you feel?

He must not be that much against them considering he had to drug his victims.

Daniel asked 21 days ago · 15 Answers
Do you use WhatsApp?


BuffaloWings asked 21 days ago
Did you know that, that racists Istillmissep finally got banned?

I hadn't noticed tbh

Kate asked 24 days ago · 10 Answers
Do you have a hero of 20202? Who is it?

Kate 👀

Daniel asked 25 days ago · 17 Answers
Do you love your neighbour?

My neighbor... I mean I would if I hadn't bulldozed their house off the block. 🤔

korstybai asked 26 days ago · 15 Answers
What is the craziest thing you believe in?

That your name is Kirsty