Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

Daniel asked about 6 hours ago · 7 Answers
Is shitting on someone else cheating on your partner because being shit on is a sexual practise for some people?

Yes if you empty your bowels completely on someone else, that’s especially bad 😂😂 wtf

Kate asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers
Do you know what exponential increase means?

Well you have gotten more attractive since the first time I saw you 🌚

Kate asked 1 day ago · 9 Answers
Can you dive? How long can you hold your breath?

I honestly don’t know, I used to walk around my house with a mouthful of water trying not to swallow it while ofc holding my breath 🤪 I ignored the fact that was still breathing out my nose

Kate asked 1 day ago · 9 Answers
Is a squirrel cute? You know it steals eggs and young birds out of their nests and eats them? Still cute?

My first cat I owned sure didn’t think so. Her and the dog killed at least 3 in my backyard.

Kate asked 1 day ago · 13 Answers
Potato salad. Mayonaise or not?

Not a fan of mayonnaise unless there’s mustard to temper the smell

Kate asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers
Do you own a dog? Does it sleep with you in your bed? Why?

I do own one and no, she knows not to enter my bedroom unless she’s afraid of something.

Kate asked 4 days ago · 9 Answers
In all earnest, where do all the split pairs of socks vanish?

I have cats, you throw a sock in their general direction and it’ll vanish the next time you need it.

Kate asked 4 days ago · 7 Answers
Gravity follows some simple rules, things fall down, but why have my toes always to be in between?

You want webbed feet?

🌺 ❥Fading🌺 asked about 1 month ago · 16 Answers
Someone says to you >"You're cute, when you're mad" - What do you do/say/or think?


Kate asked about 1 month ago · 12 Answers
Not so long ago men and women used makeup alike in sometimes huge amounts. Why is it that men now avoid it like the plague?

It clashes with my natural hue 😏

korstybai asked about 1 month ago · 14 Answers
Do you treat attractive people better than average looking people? ( Inspired by Balems question )

I suspect sadly, that I do treat @Kate better than most people on here, so yes :p

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
Kate asked about 2 months ago · 6 Answers
Wanderlust isn't a german word. So how did it come to life?

Someone’s brainchild whilst sitting upon a white porcelain throne

Wasserpistole asked 2 months ago · 10 Answers
Name a person that gets more and more beautiful in your opinion. Would you like to do it? / Nenne mir eine Person die mehr und mehr an Schönheit zunimmt. Würdest du es gerne unternehmen?
korstybai asked about 2 months ago · 11 Answers
Which celebrity do you think gets a lot of undeserved hate?

Me honestly