Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
A Rusty Dingus: One half coffee and lemon juice and parts antifreeze with a little cigarette ash.
🌚 my methane levels during sleep are within normal limits... I swear.
Name five of your favorite veggies
Beans, potatoes, bean sprouts, bell peppers, leeks.
Why should I be wary of you? 🫣😒
"The blood. It got me this far. I need more."
How many tabs do you have open right now?
Just to answer this, one. 🌚
Dad and little daughter behind me in a bus. They hustle a while. Then the little daughter asks me: May I touch your braid? Me:yes. She pulls and turns to her dad: .. real hair, no plastic! You lost! Now give me the lollipop!
May I touch your nose? 🍭
Why is it called "Monkey Business"?
It's a strange business, monkey business.
Did you ever prank a teacher and what was it?
No, I only prank everyone else
What gross thing did you do as a teen and you now regret?
Talk to other teens 🤮
How do you justify eating meat?
Soylent Green diet
What’s your preferred coping mechanism?
The Lament configuration 🤨
"Merida did it"
Between 1100 and 0500 hours 🌚
What's a bullshit job in your opinion?
Assassin
Do you think of yourself as a morally good person?
Nope
Fill’r up