Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
Yes if you empty your bowels completely on someone else, that’s especially bad 😂😂 wtf
Well you have gotten more attractive since the first time I saw you 🌚
I honestly don’t know, I used to walk around my house with a mouthful of water trying not to swallow it while ofc holding my breath 🤪 I ignored the fact that was still breathing out my nose
My first cat I owned sure didn’t think so. Her and the dog killed at least 3 in my backyard.
Not a fan of mayonnaise unless there’s mustard to temper the smell
I do own one and no, she knows not to enter my bedroom unless she’s afraid of something.
I have cats, you throw a sock in their general direction and it’ll vanish the next time you need it.
You want webbed feet?
It clashes with my natural hue 😏
Someone’s brainchild whilst sitting upon a white porcelain throne