Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
A Rusty Dingus: One half coffee and lemon juice and parts antifreeze with a little cigarette ash.
🌚 my methane levels during sleep are within normal limits... I swear.
Name five of your favorite veggies
Beans, potatoes, bean sprouts, bell peppers, leeks.
Why should I be wary of you? 🫣😒
"The blood. It got me this far. I need more."
How many tabs do you have open right now?
Just to answer this, one. 🌚
Dad and little daughter behind me in a bus. They hustle a while. Then the little daughter asks me: May I touch your braid? Me:yes. She pulls and turns to her dad: .. real hair, no plastic! You lost! Now give me the lollipop!
May I touch your nose? 🍭
Well, actually you can go as far as a display surface which is totally ok with me.
Why is it called "Monkey Business"?
It's a strange business, monkey business.
Why are monkeys so strange? I mean they are in an unpleasant way too similar ..
Did you ever prank a teacher and what was it?
No, I only prank everyone else
What gross thing did you do as a teen and you now regret?
Talk to other teens 🤮
Ah? So you made the same mistakes like me? Wanna befriend with the wrong sorts of characters?
How do you justify eating meat?
Soylent Green diet
What’s your preferred coping mechanism?
The Lament configuration 🤨
"Merida did it"
Between 1100 and 0500 hours 🌚
What's a bullshit job in your opinion?
Assassin
Do you think of yourself as a morally good person?
Nope
Fill’r up