Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
How do you initiate sex?
Bake a cake. You get the cake.
What do you see when you look to your left?
A lamp, black and decker coffee maker.
I miss Zou, yeets and Wasserpistole. Do you know anything new about them?
Nothing new from Zou.
I think they all have syphilis
Yes, you.
What made you mad recently? Me: My team mates dying in monster hunter rise, causing the quest that we were on to fail after we have already fought the monster for over 15 minutes
I totally forgot I had that game... Also, work and coworkers being complete tools
You were once on Gab. Why did you quit?
I was also on Minds, Kakao and dozens of other platforms. I can't keep up with em all.
Would you rather restart your life at 6 years of age with the knowledge that you have now or would you want to get 10 million dollar in cash instead?
Gimme that cash
Is your obsession with Kate completely non-sexual?
It's clearly bait for anyone that cares to be bothered by it.
What should the average person know more about?
Kate 👀
I agree, this is definitely not a Kate question 🧐
Instagram today: I do follow the NASA account. They posted a picture with the caption: Exploded star in the Milky Way. Comment by people: What galaxy is this? LOL?
Neptune, obviously. I always get those candy bar stars confused with each other.
I'm watching a telly series that spans over many months showing the life of police officers at a three frontiers area. They always wear the same clothes. Each day, each sequel, each season. Do you think the producers did underfund it? Or is it an artsy trick?
I have very similar clothes, maybe they prefer exact duplicate outfits... 👀
But you do switch and wash I guess? The old army coat of one of them though looks more greasy from sequel to sequel.
My brother used to wear an old army Jacket when he was 13. With his full beard and mutton chops he'd get mistaken for a homeless man quite often.
How come when I receive a delivery like pizza or a package it is always a delivery boy or man? Have you seen your Amazon package brought by a girl? Or is it just me?
The only delivery people I see that are majority women is from Instacart, GrubHub is kinda 50/50 men and women.
Well Instacart is focused on groceries, so maybe that has something to do with it.
OK that sounds more like the sausage making branch of the household staff! ;)
When you ring my doorbell at home you have a 50/50 chance I open wearing a kimono or just leggings and a hoodie. Which one would you like better and are both too slutty?
Hoodie with leggings. I don't want to catch you feeling anxious.
Ah, but when I'm confident enough to open the door you need not to expect me duck back.
Do you know why she left?