Dingus · 6 answers · 3y

Do you think you'd make a good or great villain in a Bond film?

Ill be GoldClitter
Bond: i guess you're going to tell me your plan GoldClitter.
GoldClitter: pulls out gun and shoots bond 7 times in the head* No, not really. Clean this shit up.
The best villain 😊

I think I'd do ok, I wouldn't be able to shoot a gun well but I think I could launch a decent campaign to discredit James Bond and stop his employment :P

it would be easy AF to be a Bond villain, he doesn't even disguise who he is, he shows up to my mansion party and announces his name and tries to bang my girl, I mean I would just shoot him right then, but OK, we can rig up a nice death machine for him, but I would actually hang around and wait for it to kill him and then I can get on with my world conquest

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