juggling - if you are good, it's tougher when the objects are different sizes/shapes like that

I'd eat the banana. The pears though...I'd give it away

Fruit salad.

I believe you can insert them into your anus, do some star jumps and them poop out some fruit salad. Or if you're really athletic, make a fruit smoothie. I'm sure we all want to know what fruit based snack you give birth too. God Speed, Sir.

eat it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvlG2dTQKg

An apPEELing pair

Stick it up your ass

I think you know

Fruit salad