Are you shambolic?
Is that like being in shambles? because hell yes
A symbolic shaman? Yes.. yes I am.
Not today. So far.
Like a shamrock?
Like a four leaf clover I got one leaf in excess.
No, no. Silly duck. As in chaotic, disorganized or mismanaged... Like a Chicago girl's sock drawer lol
I'm not that messy though I've only been to the airport of Chicago!
A sly reference to someone I know from there, with mismatched socks lol
I suffer from a socks disaster too ....
Your chicken pecks holes into them?
That too! I am sure it used some socks as a mask during a bank robbery!
Well be glad it didn't use your undergarments lol
It once used one of my bras as part of a DIY catapult. At least that was what was the most logical explanation given the type of damage.
I must therefore hide my more valuable undergarments. But I own very few anyway.
You're that carefree underneath your daily clothes?
A few pieces of simple cotton Calvin Klein items fill my needs most often. My skin doesn't like too much plastic, spandex or such.
What about leather lol 😏
Haha, I do not have or wear leather knickers or bras. But I do wear leather motorcycle gear. In summer with nothing but undergarments and t-shirts underneath.
And here I assumed you rode around in the buff with only a helmet 😂
Have you ever collided with a fly or bug while riding a bike? Even at moderate speed it does hurt when it hits a face or any other exposed skin.
Not to mention other hazards like sun burns!
Clearly I've been thinking about your naked form too much :p