Because you’re the OG Crusty.

We both have a preference for obscure Q&A sites

I won't answer this bc then I'll be called a heartless bitch again. God save me from disappointing the good expectations that Some people have about me 😭

I’m only in it for the free baked goods.

Cookie addiction!

I don't class you as a friend sorry.

I probably just wore you down TBH

Neither

Dingus is a funny word and it reminds me of Futurama.