Dingus
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Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Dingus · 5 answers · 4d

If the CDC kicked down your door and told you they had to contain, burn and dispose of the things you touched, how many body parts or objects are you out of?

Dingus · 3 answers · 29d

I guess you wonder where I've been
I searched to find a love within
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go. 🌚

Dingus · 1 answer · 1mo

Up, up and away you spoony bard!

Dingus · 5 answers · 1mo

What games, hobbies or other activities do you engage in when not burdened with responsibility?

Dingus · 7 answers · 1mo

Don't you hate it when people can't read between the lines?

Dingus · 7 answers · 1mo

Have you seen the hairy man of Alaska?

Dingus · 10 answers · 1mo

Do you like your own feet or are they kinda meh?

Dingus · 7 answers · 1mo

Do you think you'll make it big someday? A huge success followed by fortune and recognition?

Dingus · 8 answers · 1mo

What occupation in ancient history do you think you'd be cut out for?

Dingus · 9 answers · 1mo

What do you feel like eating right now?

Dingus · 7 answers · 1mo

Did you forget to put on socks and underwear today? Don't you know it's weasel day? I pray for your soul if you forgot 🙏💀

Dingus · 7 answers · 1mo

What image pops into your head when you close your eyes, hold your nose and turn clockwise?

Dingus · 8 answers · 1mo

What's arguably something you can't defend about yourself, aside from the weird knobby knees... 🤡

Dingus · 7 answers · 2mo

"Alas, my friends lie somewhere near you now. A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend that's dead is a poor conversationalist. May they rest in pieces. Ruptured, decomposing pieces."💀

Dingus · 7 answers · 2mo

Where do you tend to put on muscle?

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