Dingus
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Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Dingus · 2 answers · 17h

Who is frequently featured in your dreams and nightmares?

Dingus · 1 answer · 10d

Everybody wants the same thing. They want my body body body. Cause my body is full of coins that I ate when I was a child. Yeah, I got quarters nickels dimes, all inside. Get in line. 🪙 I got every state quarter dating back to '99. In my stomach I'm in public people always stop to say that boy is walking round' town like the U.S. Treasury.

Dingus · 4 answers · 13d

At what time of the day do you prefer certain activities to take place?

Dingus · 7 answers · 17d

How old is everyone turning this year? I'm turning 38 🥶

Dingus · 5 answers · 20d

Are you the hyper go-to-girl or guy with the street cred to solve all the problems life brings on Cheeto wings?

Dingus · 8 answers · 20d

What animal do you think would relate to your personality best?

Dingus · 6 answers · 22d

Hello. Is it me you're looking for? 💀

Dingus · 6 answers · 25d

Has the size of your underwear grown or shrunk in recent years?

Dingus · 5 answers · 1mo

If the CDC kicked down your door and told you they had to contain, burn and dispose of the things you touched, how many body parts or objects are you out of?

Dingus · 3 answers · 2mo

I guess you wonder where I've been
I searched to find a love within
I came back to let you know
Got a thing for you and I can't let go. 🌚

Dingus · 1 answer · 2mo

Up, up and away you spoony bard!

Dingus · 5 answers · 2mo

What games, hobbies or other activities do you engage in when not burdened with responsibility?

Dingus · 7 answers · 2mo

Don't you hate it when people can't read between the lines?

Dingus · 7 answers · 2mo

Have you seen the hairy man of Alaska?

Dingus · 10 answers · 2mo

Do you like your own feet or are they kinda meh?

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