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Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 4d

What do you do when you do your skin care but your skin doesn't care? - Go to work with a face like a crumble cake?

Kate Matsuda · 11 answers · 6d

Had today a sip of matcha-latte. Now that makes me question peoples taste. How could that beverage conquer the cafés and the customers when it is a green nuisance? Any ideas?

People will associate bad taste with healthy for some reason. When what's found in a litter box is also bad tasting and horrible for consumption. 💀

Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 6d

I do lack ideas for cooking dinner today. Any ideas? No pizza, np burger, no french fries, no convenience food. Just some home cooking?

Kate Matsuda · 13 answers · 18d

Why do people want to be remembered and leave traces of their presence on earth so notoriously?

Because they're miserable, and they're afraid they'll leave a miserable stain on a miserable world.

Kate Matsuda · 9 answers · 18d

Your fridge is empty and you have a budget for food for two days. What do you shop?

Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 19d

Have you ever wondered how surreal reading a book is? You stare at bleached slices of wood with marks on them for hours and hallucinate vividly!

Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 18d

When you do wear a belt, does the loose end of the belt point to the right or to the left?

Kate Matsuda · 9 answers · 21d

Did you know that being kind to somebody just takes a second but the other person might have a day enlightened and might carry that memory for a lifetime.

LaDamaX · 12 answers · 22d

What characteristics do you consider those to be of a “good” person?

Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 25d

Did you know that 1994 during an power outage in LA many people called 911 because they saw a silvery band across the sky. They saw the Milky Way for the first time! Thoughts?

Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 29d

I'm not sure what I see
Cupid, don't fuck with me
Are you tellin' me this is a sign?
She's lookin' in my eyes, and I see no other girls
Are you tellin' me this is a sign? (Oh)

Hail (hail)
What's the matter with your head, yeah
Hail (hail)
What's the matter with your mind
And your sign an-a, oh-oh-oh
Hail (hail)
Nothin' the matter with your head
Baby find it, come on and find it
Hail, with it baby
'Cause you're fine
And you're mine, and you look so divine.

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