I think it's obvious how condescending I can get, dear.

(j/k I never use "dear" and I think people who do are cringy;p)

um, honey you don't even know

On a scale of 1 to 10– if I feel insulted or patronized by the other person— a 20.

come over here and find out, cupcake 😉

HoW cOnDeSceNdInG CaN yUO gEt?

When I hate u and aim at destroying you with cold words, then. But I do try to avoid such extravagant acts of horrible pretence. It is acting like subhuman shit and a waste of energy. Though I might be guilty of having done this in the past.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it...

Quite.