I won’t feel anything. Not the jealous type

time 2 cry

you can't help what u dream. But I can say I'd only dream of u😘

I'd feel jealous that they're sleeping and I'm not AND they're playing Yu-gi-oh cards in their dreams with some stranger, instead of with me irl.

Pretend you're asleep n kick em off the bed

That would only bother me a bit when we actually were in the course of sleeping with each other, i.e. having sex, and during the sex a different name would be used instead of mine.

Mention it to them in a playful way then base my reaction from their response. My dreams a wild and fun, maybe theirs are too.

I'd shove my foot in his mouth

It's over, It was established in the landmark case Lisa v. That Thot I You With Last Week that dream evidence is admissible