Merida · 7 answers · 3y

How many absurd conversations can you keep a day? I'm done with these ones today too.. And for the rest of the month. Thanks 🙄

Im done with today period. I had an intoxicated naked man run out into the street in front of my car at 6:20 AM and crazily hang on my windows. I really wanted to run him over, but I also didn’t want to get stuck talking to police and be late to my first day of virtual teaching. Done 👏🏼 with 👏🏼 today 👏🏼!!

Absurd conversations don't bother me, and sometimes I go along with them just by being dynamic and responding to the parts I do understand.

I did a few in my time with Goli, but the most absurd was about someone trying to convince me to admit I secretly am into men but it didn't work out and now I am on a revenge trip and take away all the good girls from the good guys. There was evidence brought forward that included my eye colour and my faulty English and the fact that I work for money. But I do not want to resurrect the case and to inspire somebody to create a sequel. LOL.

Absurd conversations can be fun with the right person, once my girlfriend and I got into the funniest argument ever about which women are better romantic option in video games - all my choices are wrong apparently

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