Merida · 11 answers · 3y
What's the longest time you've been without taking a shit? ☺
What's the longest time you've been without taking a shit? ☺
2days
Weeks. It was horrible. I was on a research trip in a different country and was too shy to poo with my roomie around. I finally got comfortable enough around her but by this time the poo did not want to leave the house. So I called home crying to my father asking for advice (he’s a constipation expert) and he recommended a long walk to juggle the shit. So in the middle of the night me and my roommate went for a really long walk... until I felt something stirring. We rushed home, she went over to a friend’s apartment in the same building, and I began the pushing. Poo was trying to prairy dog... and I realized that in order to get that hard nugget out I could NOT stop pushing even for a second- at least until it was out. So I gritted my teeth, and got down to pushing. After what felt like forever, a large Boulder finally made its exit, after which the rest slithered out with no effort. For the rest of the trip, I made pooping my priority.
Hm, four days I think ....
TRIGGER WARNING 1000 A month maybe, when I was in my early youth. I was such an idiot. It wanted to come out but I forced it to stay inside and that was extreme. I didn't go to the toilette because the flush was a bad joke. Did in the woods after a month or so and the rest is history.
Oh god 10 days... at 1st its not too bad you're like this is ok I'm saving all this time. But u start to feel it. By day 8 I was like PLEASE GOD!!! JUST LET ME SHITT!!! 🤣
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