Feed me

If you're not a close friend of mine, my trap is shut most of the time when I'm around you.

Shove cheesecake in my big dumb mouth

Is this question directed at someone specific perhaps maybe possibly? 🤔

Apologize and make amends. You know I’m right.

A kiss? An insult? A harmful truth? A shot in my head? A taser? A staple clamp in my belly? Teapot on my head? Put the hose of a hoover in my mouth? I suspect the latter will be very effective.

...pop a lovely tiddy in ma mouth.

Just say the code phrase "notch fish"

You shut the fuck up.