Died.

For now I'll assume that you've never raped a cartoon character.

Mistreated a dog

I assume you've never done pole dancing.

Ate tapas with me! (I am eating tapas as we speak.)

You never made a amateur sex tape with somebody or alone, never! You never slaughtered a pig, never! You never tried to learn the Swiss language, never! You never broke your jaw, never! You never eat your own puke with pleasure, never!

Won at lottery

bullfighting 🐂

had lesbian sex

I assume you never have sewn a pair of gloves. Never robbed a bank, and never steered a tank through the living room of your granny.

Not Killed someone.

Fart because girls don’t fart