Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 3y

Do you own a dog? Does it sleep with you in your bed? Why?

Yeah, and yeah, so does my cat. They also sleep on my bed when I'm gone and not in it. Why? I love them, they want to sleep in the bed, it doesn't hurt me or bother me when they're in my bed, and it does bother me to shut them out of my room or scold them for things that aren't actually a problem. I treat them for parasites, I bathe them, and they're not big mthrfkrs so my bed can accommodate all of us. If I had a problem with a dog being near me or in my things I probably wouldn't have a dog.

I do not, but the last girlfriend I had did, a 50 - pound golden retriever who slept in the bed with her, which I'm very much against - one of the first nights we slept together I instinctively closed the bedroom door and he sat at the door started whining and my girl started yelling at me to open it and there we were having a threesome with the dog I guess, ugh ...anyway the point here is that I'm sure if she could have only saved one of us in a fire, I'd be the one left to burn 🙁

I do own one and no, she knows not to enter my bedroom unless she’s afraid of something.

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