Kate Matsuda · 11 answers · 3y

Our accountant admitted she's buying the idea COVID vaccine is going to purposefully make everybody unable to get kids. No reasoning given. Should I 1. Slap her face? 2. Slap her face twice? 3. Push her out of the window? 4. Twice?

That's one of the things the religious nuts in my country have been saying. "The westerners designed the vaccines in such a way that makes Iranian males impotent"

Because I am the worst, I would totally fuck with people like this - like leave fake memos and emails around like "we are ready to proceed with Phase 2 in March, the replacement embryos are standing by for mass deployment" that kind of thing

Part of what's so exhausting and depressing about the 'SECRET' mass sterilization conspiracies is that you could be giving a shit about involuntary sterilization in reality. People receive coercive and otherwise involuntary sterilization in reality -- like ICE performing unwanted and medically unnecessary hysterectomies. But I haven't heard any anti-vaxxers say a word about that, and I interact with them IRL pretty regularly.

1) push her out the window
2) perform cpr and resuscitate her
3) Walk her back up into the building
4) push her out again

  1. All of the above. Antivax idiots are oxygen thieves, we should put them all on an island somewhere and let them die of polio.

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