Have you been seen as an offender though you were innocent but you cannot prove it? During my driving lessons a girl in our car had to park in a narrow spot and I sneezed once and in that split second I knew it came over as suppressed laughter ....
When I left my job at an IT company someone (past employee) left a scathing review of their time there on Glassdoor.com and it was posted the same time I left there. My old co-workers kept asking if it was me because of the timing and I explained it had to[...]
I was paying my college tuition and the douche forgot a zero to register, and he was writing the shit down in front of me, and it was like I'm supposed to correct the peasant, since the amount is big enough, it's a crime, but I just looked down on em,[...]
Someone in Uni thought I stole their fish fingers (I didn't), I think there were other things going on in her life but she shouted at me (I said I have fish fingers of my own and if she likes she can have mine as I didn't see it as much of an issue). Then[...]
Any time something went missing at our house my dad accused me of stealing it. When I was in high school he kept my shitty grandfather's wedding ring in a velvety drawstring bag in a cabinet, and somehow he lost it. His first thought was that I took it, bu[...]
You must have really light/dainty sneezes. =)
I remember once when I was a kid my grandfather's wife (not my biological grandmother) thought I was lying about something, I don't remember what, and said, "I don't like liars." I couldn't convince her I wasn[...]