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Just wrote a message online to praise somebodies photos and now fear the compliment will be received as greasy and intruding and phony. Social media is full of traps and misunderstandings and silly assumptions. Arrrgh!
Is it regarded as passive aggressive ending an e-mail in which I do harshly complain about a miserable quality of a purchase with "kind regards"?
What do you do when you do your skin care but your skin doesn't care? - Go to work with a face like a crumble cake?
What's your favourite Manga?
I do lack ideas for cooking dinner today. Any ideas? No pizza, np burger, no french fries, no convenience food. Just some home cooking?
Had today a sip of matcha-latte. Now that makes me question peoples taste. How could that beverage conquer the cafés and the customers when it is a green nuisance? Any ideas?
Who here is wearing caps? If yes, what shape or style?
Who here is wearing a hat? And if yes, what shape or type?
Imagine there are three aliens having a crash with their saucer in your garden. You have a universal translator, a machine gun and a glass of Nutella at hand. What do you do?
I did watch a movie with a person hunting down a suspect. It took a day and a night. And none of the persons needed to sleep, eat, pee or rest. The description rates the movie as "ultra-realistic". Am I too demanding?
I do not have time for things that have no soul - can you relate?
My girlfriend won a voucher for a very expensive luxury hair dresser. It lasted 3 hours and her look afterwards was admittedly fucking adorable! The voucher was worth 350 €! What would you pay for your hairdresser? And what were your most expensive beauty expenses ever? Me: 50€ doing my hair? R U mad? Give me my scissors!
Why is there a YouTube Game where a woman squeezes persons between her thighs in a mould and vomits poisonous spit on them and upon opening the mould lets them fall into a black hell? Please? Wtf?
I now stumbled across an online meme several times so I have to ask: Is it a normal behaviour among civilised people to pee under the shower?
Why do people want to be remembered and leave traces of their presence on earth so notoriously?
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