Trauma.

I have a few boxes of art in storage. Something disgusting happens to me where every time I'm in a long-term relationship with someone, they're an artist. I'm not doing it on purpose, it just won't stop. So they make art and give it to me, and I keep most of it because it's gnarly

Not a damn thing

Yeah, one knitted me a scarf (I'm not a scarf wearer, but the thought was pretty damn amazing and I can't just throw it out) also the effort...hours? days? weeks? Too much spent on me, lemme tell you 🤡

Jenga, a spoon with my name on it for eating mac and cheese, a coffee maker

💍 but I don’t wear it. He didn’t want it back and I didn’t want to throw it out.

Emotional scarring 😊

I snatched a pair of jeans from her that shrinked too far! It's still my most loved pair though it is more than 5 years old.

His shirt, a baseball cap, a tank top, letters, a cook book...

Erotic photos. I pray they get famous

A long thank you letter, I'm not very sentimental but whenever I feel like I shithead there is a little box I can go to remind myself who I am.

A photograph of me & her. I also have a watch and a baseball cap..somewhere..

I threw out everything that reminded me of them so practically nothing. Although my last live-in girlfriend and I bought a new mattress together so I still have that.

A large wooden cutting board

No ex, no hex