A part time worker in accounts wanted to seduce me. She started with short mini skirts and ended with semi-see-through tops. She invented all sorts of occasions that allowed her to be close to me and show me her cool legs and sexiness. Everybody knew what was going on. Even the FedEx man saw it in an instant and asked me how long I would let her suffer. But she was simply after sex and nothing more. Two collegues told me they already had had an affair with her. At the same time. Phew!! I'll never start an affair with a workmate. Full stop.
I'm afraid I don't really have any good ones for me. But at a staff party, a former employee (female - K) tried hard to get in the pants of the CEO. For example, when he was talking to the head of HR (a female) she (female - K) apparently aggressively whispered in her ear 'are you trying to fuck him or, what?'. I wasn't there but people say she was getting pretty rapey (like super loudly and relentlessly perusing to the point everyone was made aware) with the CEO towards the end of the night... shockingly she still was employed for months after. Once the CEO left the business apparently (female K) asked him relentlessly for a job. Btw he was married (happily I believe).
I don't know about 'most' but it was the first to come to mind, it's a two-fer ... on the same day no less... it was Sons and Daughters day so a lot of people had their kids there, and there were exhibits and displays set up and people were taking their kids around to see the cool shit we worked on...one of the engineers giving a presentation was a friend of mine and she was about to start when somebody's kid yelled something like 'girls can't make lasers and robots!' and the kid's mom was like 'come on let's go talk' and dragged him away and then the other was a little more personal, I was kinda sorta starting to hang out with a girl away from work and she decided to introduce me to her daughter (age six) that day and right away the kid is like 'are you my mom's boyfriend now?' 😳
One day I signed into my LinkedIn to view someone's profile (attractive girl that joined our company that week), then got suggested the profiles of other people we worked with so I ended creeping everyone's page that day before realizing it sends them alerts for "so and so has viewed your page".
Fucking... Mortifying!
Mama brain :( it’s a thing ... My mind literally went blank when I went up to write a solution on the board with all my coworkers watching. It’s not like I didn’t know ... but I literally was drawing an blank .. so embarrassing especially they thought I didn’t know how to solve it, and since I always give ppl shit when they don’t know the subject they’re teaching inside out . I had never frozen like that in my entire life but having a baby has changed me in so many ways
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