I need to go put gas in the car and make a quick trip to the grocery store. I’m tempted to wait until the morning before going to work. That said, what’s the BIGGEST lie you tell yourself on a regular basis?
"I'll fold these later"
I'm not going to fold shit IRL. I'm going to keep putting on wrinkled ass clothes until it's time to wash them all again
That's mine too, I am ALWAYS going to put gas in the car in the morning when I have to go in, but then I forget about the part where I wake up with like 30 seconds to spare to be on time, and then I'm like OK I can make it in, and I will go in the afternoon on the way back but then it's 5:42 PM and I really just want to get home and get drunk and then it's like 9 and I really shouldn't be driving in this state and so the cycle resumes until I'm on a roadside somewhere waiting for a ride
I will clean up my office desk as soon as I enter the room! Yeah! Then I arrive and sit with my new PA and talk things through and then in my boss' office and then it is noon....
Lmaoo, funny you should say that bc I filled up my car this afternoon to avoid doing it tmrw morning. Biggest lie is probably that "I'll work on it when I get home." when I arrive home after a day of work, I am ready to relax. only time I actually work on stuff at home is if I truly do not have the time to do it at work
I don't look fat:)
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