LaDamaX · 13 answers · 4y

How would things be different or change for you if your butt was split horizontally instead of vertically?

That would have dire consequences. I would not be able to walk anymore since I could not extend my thighs beyond my back separately. I would have to jump everywhere I go.

People would be less aesthetic, appreciating people's asses wouldn't be a thing except for a few perverted fetishists, anal and doggie-style sex would be less common.

I think that would make it impossible to walk since the muscles were split that cause the motion? Awful.

When I twerk down at the club the up-and-down booty clapping just won't be the same as the left-and-right TBH 🙁

For starters, I would've had Betty Boop eyes tattooed on my lower back by now so that my crack would be a mouth

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