How would things be different or change for you if your butt was split horizontally instead of vertically?
Nothing would change one bit.
I think that would make it impossible to walk since the muscles were split that cause the motion? Awful.
it will change the lives of the guys who like butts:p
For starters, I would've had Betty Boop eyes tattooed on my lower back by now so that my crack would be a mouth
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