Pawesome · 6 answers · 4y

Describe a time in your life that you have fond memories of in great detail or I'll kill you. Thanks

At my really old apartment there would be like five slugs in my bathroom at nighttime. That was legitimately the best part of that bathroom, it had a makeshift shower, and it came with mold on the walls that I just couldn't clean off no matter HOW HARD I tried. So one time, I was taking a shower and one of the slugs was hanging from the ceiling by a rope of slime, which I did not know they did when they weren't mating. Anyway, the little motherfkr dropped itself down the drain. I was like, Oh god, and I stopped the water because I don't fkn know when a slug can and can't be OK. Anyway, they were my little buds.

The three years of middle school were among the best years of my life. I was in a boarding school. Away from the nuthouse I was raised in at least five days a week. And one thing y'all might not believe is that I was a popular student!

Unlike most people here, not even my childhood--no part of it--was a good time. I can't recall any fond memories. Guess you'll just have to kill me.

When I was younger I used to get picked up for an after school program. They'd help you with homework, make you snacks, and put on Disney movies. I also got along better with the kids there than at my school.

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