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Sean 💣💥 asked 3 days ago · 11 Answers
Can I interest you in Pickle Oreos? Or pickle juice soda maybe? https://www.daytondailynews.com/lifestyles/this-really-big-dill-local-store-adds-pickle-classic-cookie/yusoiN6fXxxnW3XVlfYRgL/

As a person who used to drink pickled onion juice straight from the jar, who adores pickled onion flavour crisps, and thinks nothing of eating pickled onions and cheese as a main meal, I can categorically say YUCK to these. That’s a waste of a good Oreo!

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slagathor asked 5 days ago · 16 Answers
Complete the sentence to describe yourself: "As I get older I become more _____________"

... stylish.

Daniel asked about 14 hours ago · 8 Answers
What does being in love feel like?

Falling into a vat of warm custard with your mouth open.

Arman asked 4 days ago · 15 Answers
What do you think about Nicki Minaj?

I don’t know much about her but I always think she looks like she’s made of plastic.

Daniel asked about 7 hours ago · 4 Answers
Do you suffer from social pressure?

Never have, never will. I’ve never cared about having the ‘right’ stuff/job/car or going to the ‘right’ places or mixing with the ‘right’ people. I’ve always had very clear ideas about what I like, in everything, and I won’t go for something just because i

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Pandy asked 3 days ago · 16 Answers
Describe your current relationship with bacon...

We’re life-partners.

Daniel asked 6 days ago · 11 Answers
Truth or dare?

Dare.

ZouBisouBisou asked 7 days ago · 12 Answers
What's your favorite desert? Mine is pipping hot dutch apple pie alamode. https://i.imgur.com/vv8qcV3.jpg

Trifle! No, jam roly-poly! (With custard ofc.) I mean, tiramisu! No, churros! It’s churros. It’s definitely churros... Hang on: topfenstrudel! OMG, the warm topfenstrudel with Creme Anglaise (that’s custard to you and me) from Fischer’s is to die for! But

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ZouBisouBisou asked 8 days ago · 16 Answers
Do you use tinder or any dating apps in general? If so what's been your experience on them?

The only time I was ever on any kind of dating site was that time WhateverSpring sold us.

LaDamaX asked 9 days ago · 8 Answers
If hell were actually a place, I don’t think so.

Was this supposed to be a question? I don’t think so

Daniel asked 11 days ago · 13 Answers
Have you ever been sexually harassed?

Where do I start?! The first time was when I was 10 (yes, TEN) and a man cornered me in a shop, took out his penis and tried to get me to touch it. Just let that sink in for a moment.

The last time was a man I didn’t know saying, “I could fuck you wearing

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Kate asked 7 months ago · 8 Answers
Say I am your new work mate and you know I'm gay and how would that affect our working relationship? Or wouldn't it?

Someone I’ve worked with for two years came out to me yesterday. She’s been married (not very happily) for twenty years and met a woman at a dance class a year ago. Their initial friendship developed into something deeper, and they both realised there was

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Arman asked 23 days ago · 14 Answers
What will you do if someone greets you with Nazi salute?

I’ve been thinking about this and my very first thought still stands. I’d probably laugh. Not because what they’re doing is funny (not by any stretch of the imagination) but because they themselves are laughable and they deserve to be mocked. Because they’

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Sean 💣💥 asked 17 days ago · 9 Answers
It's 1:30 AM and I just ate a leftover burrito thinking it'd be fine. Friends, it is not fine, and the heartburn is strong with me. What was the last thing you were wrong about?

Taking a restaurant recommendation from someone. I know that a lot of people’s idea of good food and my idea of good food are often poles apart, but I did it anyway. It was grim.

ZouBisouBisou asked 11 days ago · 12 Answers
What's your favorite thing to order at a bar? I love my old fashioned

Usually fizzy wine, although I’m quite into the Espresso Martini just now.

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