Tea or coffee? Do you have a condom? Does my bum look big in this? Does pineapple really belong on pizza? Shall I wear this black coat or this black coat? What the hell do people find so fascinating about the Kardashians anyway? Why do stupid Americans have to have things exploding during ‘gender reveal parties’? And why do they have to have gender reveal parties in the first place? Why has it rained (heavily) every time I’ve slept in a tent? Why is ‘hearing’ god talking to you fine and dandy, but hearing anyone else mean you’re psychotic? Why do dress sizes differ so wildly in different shops? Who said that you can’t wear white after Labour Day? Why the hell not? And who the hell cares? Why do a lot of people (esp on the internet) like to make themselves angry?