Daniel · 13 answers · 3y

Harold is 69 years old. His girlfriend is 23. How much money does Harold have?

That’s easy: 23x69; minus the age of her mother; plus the age of her father; add her maternal grandparents years of birth together and divide it by the amount of children they had then add this on; subtract her youngest paternal grandparent’s year of birth from her oldest paternal grandparent’s year of birth and divide that by the number of siblings they have still living and add that on; (this is where it gets complicated) add the number of spouses they’ve both had then subtract 200 for each divorce and add 2 for every death (but only if the death occurred during the marriage) then subtract this from the running total; onto this add the number of children they both have; subtract the amount of grandchildren; then divide the whole lot by two. Finally, subtract 40% for tax; add 10% for property appreciation; then subtract a further 5% for expenses. This will give you the amount in pounds Sterling. You’ll have to work out the exchange rate and convert it for yourself.

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