Would you buy a candle that smelled like someone’s vagina? If so, whose?!
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https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop?
no, lol i bought a fleshlight replica of pornstar Sasha Grey's pussy i spent 200 dollars. shit it could be the cleaning lady's pussy i wouldn't know XD
:I well OK- Confidentially Speaking here:(Idk what Vagina or Penis smell like because I'm not scientist or specialist)- I couldn't imagine trying to get a whiff of a rando's junk. Much less actually paying for it. (That's top journalistic work though- I wonder what future generations will think of people from our Era)
While I do enjoy the body scents of some select examples of humanity, I think Gwyneth simply does it for the storm and pocket money. And that candle in question doesn't bear her scent but a mixture of more or less known scents used in perfumes and such. I admit I feel a bit sad now that there is no bodily scent there whatsoever. But, as the rest of us unwashed masses, we have to seek comfort using our used sports gear, knickers and socks to get our dose of blood sweat and tears.
Imagine being so happy about your genitals that you make a whole lifestyle brand about it.
My home already smells like a weird flex, so I'm good.
I'm imagining a team of scientists in a lab trying to get the scent right - smelling the candle and then they're like 'hm...I don't know...get Paltrow back in here, we need another comparison!' anyway, this is one of those things I would never buy myself, it would have to be a gift from a lady I'm seeing; preferably the candle would also be a wax mold of her own vag as well 😍
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