I've never counted!
Not that many though thanks to my father - who I take my hair colour from. He doesn't have too many even now, although his beard is mostly grey. He jokes people might think he dyes his hair! Hopefully I won't have to worry about grey beard-growth for a few years yet - gets the tweezers

...but you have a vagina and everyone knows vaginas drain intelligence along with all the pee. Why didn't you offer to make him a nice cup of tea instead?

Like Ed said, everyone is spying on everyone all the time. They always make such a huge deal when they catch a spy, and make a big splash with the show trials and the subsequent punishments. "Isn't it terrible China was spying on us!" as they up their surveillance budget and double the manpower.

No, it's too cold. My soul is wearing a thermal vest and leggings.

I got on a bus once and sat on half a set of false teeth - I couldn't tell if they were the bottom set or the top set. Either way you'd think the owner might've noticed half their teeth were missing!

South Korea. I read something about it a while ago. I remember a few years ago reading about how South Korean skincare was the next big thing, and how the nine/ten/eleven-step beauty routine was becoming the norm there. I suppose the next step would be plastic surgery.

Once you've paid for it you've had it. I wouldn't go back there ever again. You could report them to the relevant department if you think they're overcharging regularly.

I like some fish - as long as it's not fishy tasting! As for shellfish - yuck! All of it. Horrible horrible stuff.

I remember being perturbed because I dropped an ice cream cone on my way home and got into trouble for saying it was my brother's one. When my father asked how I knew it was his, I said I'd already licked mine so I knew it was his - lies! I had to give my brother the remaining cone.

Only aesthetically. Their culture is not for me.

You can tell me anything and I can guarantee it will go no further.

Yes. As others have said, it can be used for all kinds of reasons. Plus, it's always a bonus workwise to be able to go anywhere at short notice.

I just looked at the public feed. A load of infantile bullshit about fan fiction and idiots being horrible to each other. I say we need more people over 40, not less! For the love of god, I'm not going back on there again in a hurry!

Put on a big white dress. Maybe a veil if you haven't shaved.