Fogo de Chao (it's an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse) ah forget it, if you have to explain the joke...

Yes the geese are particularly vicious, they run these streets

yeah the cool kids do IG and Tiktok and the millennials and Gen X shit talk each other's politics on Twitter, then at some point they age out of that and find a home on Facebook

I would not refuse, but I probably would have that image burned into my brain forever

I would say Nicholas Cage for Wicker Man but I consider Con Air redeeming

corduroy pants irritate my legs I must take them off immediately

In a way yes, but in another way you can often tell the approximate year a song was released as soon as you hear some of it so it can feel dated

What happens if you don't? I mean why not just chill by the river bank? Does Charon just throw your ass overboard if you board without paying?

That temptress Mrs. Fields and her cookies

it might give you the courage to shoot your shot, but then there's a chance of whiskey dick once you get to the sack

No but it's every bit as reckless and irresponsible as firing a weapon randomly into the air - everyone could turn out OK but it's just as likely that isn't the case

Yes, for starters the US government is very keen on running pipelines through indigenous lands and endangering their water supply

The universe denies I'm its son 😞

No they wrap their hatred with scripture

growing up, dinner was always an 7-8 PM thing EXCEPT on the weekend after church, in which case 'dinner' was more like 2-3 PM ...I never heard the word supper until I was older and had dinner with a girlfiend's midwestern family - they used supper for the

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