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RetroKnight

Retrospring 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yeah baby right here... This is the spot...

Noshit asked about 7 hours ago Β· 5 Answers
Where does your carnal desires reside?

I got a cardboard box for it to sit and sleep in like a cat

BEN asked about 8 hours ago Β· 2 Answers
1979..who is it ? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAMDDQpWsAEMk9M?format=jpg&name=small

one of those actors who played Oompa Loompas

BEN asked about 8 hours ago Β· 3 Answers
if you ran over your wife in a car is it your fault because you shouldn't be driving in the Kitchen ?

SMH this is so wrong, dinner should have already been ready when I get home so she should have moved on from the kitchen to laundry, it's her own fault really

BEN asked about 8 hours ago Β· 2 Answers
Have you witnessed any Maillard Reactions in your kitchen just before you're having your coffee ?

No I save those for dinner when I'm grilling up a pork chop or some shit

BEN asked about 8 hours ago Β· 2 Answers
Most toilet paper sold for home use in France is pink..no kidding

seriously? glad that's there...is the paper dyed? I would never allow such potential irritants near my precious bum

BEN asked about 9 hours ago Β· 3 Answers
Michelle Pfeiffer is now 61 years old, and looking good for that age..how does she do it ?

ritual virgin sacrifice, of course - there is a circle of 13 actresses who drink of the blood and are replenished - always 13 are there, no more, no less, one dies another joins, in accordance with the prophecy

BEN asked about 9 hours ago Β· 3 Answers
So you know who Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is ?

I'm going to guess that's the fellow that's the new UK PM?

ZouBisouBisou asked about 11 hours ago Β· 3 Answers
Describe what your family crest/coat of arms/sigil would look like if you came from nobility? https://i.imgur.com/zYCzfoI.jpg

A brave knight walk-of-shaming out of a castle at 5:30 AM

LaDamaX asked about 10 hours ago Β· 12 Answers
Hooray!! πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰ You’ve just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you purchased. What is it?

Sweet, barbecue wings, I'll take it

BEN asked about 14 hours ago Β· 3 Answers
How far would you go to make a fashion statement ? Pants with the Ass cut out ? or what ?

My fashion statement is dark gray instead of light gray

BEN asked about 13 hours ago Β· 6 Answers
After a night out drinking with my friends, the next day makes me feel Exhausted. But a friend of mine suggested tomato Soup to rejuvenate lost Potassium. Have you tried this idea? Do you think it works ?

I was always taught that the only real hangover 'cure' was time - either that or pace yourself and keep hydrated with water and whatnot as you drink

BEN asked about 14 hours ago Β· 4 Answers
What is your favorite color for a football shirt ? Doesn't have to be your country color

I have a blue one from the French national team, that's as good as any

BEN asked about 14 hours ago Β· 5 Answers
A British Politician (Jeremy Hunt ) once made a really silly mistake when he referred to his wife, he said "My wife is Japanese, oh sorry I mean Chinese" ...haha so is this the worse mistake ever ? does he deserve a punch in the face ?

plot twist: we find out he has two wives, one Chinese and one Japanese and he mixed them up

BEN asked about 14 hours ago Β· 2 Answers
If by some uncanny miracle, Honest Abe Lincoln just crawled out of your fridge...what would he think of the world today ?

he'd go on Twitter for like three minutes and then dig himself a fresh grave and jump in

Noshit asked about 16 hours ago Β· 7 Answers
Do you like Gorgonzola cheese?

Same as other blues - not on its own, but lovely as part of a dish or dressing or something . One of my favorites is having a bit melted into some risotto, deelish

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