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korstybai asked about 7 hours ago · 6 Answers
When was the last time you laughed at something that isn't considered funny?

Never, I am the final boss of funny and if I laugh at it then it is certified USDA Grade A funny, EU governing bodies may vary but who cares about them anyway 😛

ZouBisouBisou asked about 12 hours ago · 2 Answers
The school shooter's lobby just filed for bankruptcy, your thoughts?

It was a while coming, been in NY's crosshairs, as they say, for years... it's like they say though, it won't go away completely, they will restructure and continue their mission from God, no wait, from Satan...that NRA statement sounds very Trump-like: "W


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Dingus asked about 13 hours ago · 6 Answers
Are you artistic? In what way?

I drew a dong in the snow earlier, je suis un artiste!

Daniel asked about 21 hours ago · 14 Answers
Would it have been better if you were never born?

meh, I make no difference one way or the other TBH

Dingus asked about 22 hours ago · 5 Answers
What're you waiting for?

for death to try again - bring it, punk!

Arman asked about 20 hours ago · 11 Answers
Can a cop be your SO?

same as a friend, if they do not call out bad cops they ARE bad cops and they can go cuff somebody else to the bedpost

Arman asked about 20 hours ago · 12 Answers
Did you get the COVID-19 vaccine? If not, when do you think you'll get vaccinated?

My immune system is hot garbage right now and I'm considered higher risk, so I'm probably getting it after the old people, they are botching this deployment though - wasting doses because they are working based on eligibility/ineligibility as opposed to pr


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Arman asked about 20 hours ago · 11 Answers
Can a cop be your friend?

only if they were an outspoken activist trying to change a corrupt, rotten institution - American-style policing has its roots in catching runaway slaves and silence is complicity

cLOUD asked 1 day ago · 3 Answers
Recommend one of your favorite books. List the title/author/genre. Why is it among your favorites?

It's a gripping tale with themes of exploring personal boundaries, risk-taking, and peer pressure called Green Eggs and Ham 😛

Daniel asked 2 days ago · 5 Answers
What are you proud about?

Death keeps coming for me and I keep giving him the slip LOL what a loser

Daniel asked 2 days ago · 15 Answers
Are you a kind person?

Nah I'm a basterd

cLOUD asked 1 day ago · 2 Answers
Make up a color and describe how to recreate it mentally. Example: Blarf. This is the color that can be obtained by mixing the color of a particularly silent and deadly fart with the color of chunky vomit. (Use your imagination)

aw, I had a barf-related one pop into my head too, but I was going to call it Floornado - you drink until you fall over and the room spins and well you know the rest

cLOUD asked 1 day ago · 2 Answers
Let’s say you can do whatever you want tomorrow. Describe your day

As in I have 24 virus-riddled pandemic hours? It's just gonna be takeout and a series of naps TBH, I mean I might do that anyway so that works out nicely

Daniel asked 2 days ago · 18 Answers
Do you enjoy drinking coke zero?

I prefer the real thing, with the real sugar (hecho en Mexico!), to hell with that high-fucktose corn syrup

Daniel asked 2 days ago · 7 Answers
When was the last time that you have said something that you instantly regretted? What did you say?

OK so there's a fella at work, not really a bad guy, but he has what the kids call 'no game' and he weirds out the ladies a bit...anyway he has become fixated on white women (he's Indian) and badly wants a white girlfriend. I'm sitting at a desk working o


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