I don't know anything about style, you would take one look in the mirror and fire me and then I'd have to go back to porch begging

I like what MistyRiver said, I was thinking along those lines - maybe it's my abandonment issues rearing their head again

Well my mother hates me, so they are indoctrinated to hate me 🙁

The soft rumble of faraway thunder, in contrast with the 30 yards away eardrum-shattering thunder

I'd keep it to myself, but not because people would think I was crazy, but because I would have some empathy for the creature and don't want every nutter human descending upon the area making their life hell

Depends, I don't do things like skydive or anything like that picture, not because of fear but because those things just aren't that interesting to me. I'd go travel to Colombia by myself and those same plane-jumpers say they would never do that, so you te

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It's a weird thing with celebrity, we make them crazy and then laugh at them for being crazy

What are we, 13 here? And I don't think there were really any details then, it just happened

You're not supposed to trash your friend's girl until after they break up SMH

I made potty all by myself

Crimes against pizza, I tell you, the kid clearly needs re-education, at least dunk those in some marinara or something...anyway kids are a good argument for the square-cut

Yes, and some other clown can run as a phony populist 'outsider' and beat her

In the abstract yes, with the right people around and the right environment (and the right pay) - but there is no job in my specific past where any of that applies

It's fine by me - I make mango habanero salsa all the time, even if dealing with mangoes is a mess ... brown sugar or honey can go well with some savory stuff (I know you're not a honey fan, haha)

Well once it stops moving then it's just air 😛