Retrospring 2: Electric Boogaloo
wheels, not close - think about shopping carts, luggage, lawn mowers, etc.
what, you mean it's NOT buying the wilted leftover Valentine's rose on Feb.17 clearance at the gas station?
Please, in a physically intimate sense? Show up! 😛
OK OK fine, seriously I don't think men and women are THAT different, at least in the broad human sense, everybody has needs and shit, and you please them by learning those needs and making them a priority in your life. That looks different for everybody - like, some dudes need some quiet time in the evening after work...so even if there's something important you need to talk about, don't pounce right away - let the man read his book, or open a beer, or take a shit, I don't know your man geez whatever he does to decompress, get up out of his kool-aid for like an hour and then rea[...]
Women are like the cops - when they ask you something they already know the answer, your shit better match up
I don't think so? Anyway, some people at work were debating whether they would rather be in Squid Game or Hunger Games and it's pretty obviously Squid Game right?
asked a professor out on a date
My Grammy always said I was the handsomest boy in the world and she would never lie, Liars go to the bad place 😲
America is invading Somalia at this very moment, and also helping Saudi Arabia bomb Yemen, not that anybody would care if they knew, only white victims of imperialism get Twitter hashtags and billions in aid
I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore 😭😭😭😭😭
Physically, as a sport, even darts is more pure because you're only using your body...but I will say, I drew a recurve bow like 6 years ago and my back still hurts thinking about it, it is NOT easy...using a compound bow is practically cheating 😛
Ryanair passenger refuses to swap seats for mum and young baby - dividing opinion A Ryanair passenger has split opinion after a woman asked he if would like to move to back of the plane to switch seats with her husband - which he turned down to stay in his paid seat. Thoughts?
If you paid for a seat, and it was assigned to you, then you're within your rights to decline to move...maybe she could offer to buy him lunch or drinks or something, or maybe the airline could hook him up with something if they got involved, but other than that, sorry
I do petty but I'm the opposite, I don't refuse to date for petty reasons, I agreed to date for petty reasons, reasons much too embarrassing to get into here
The only time I lived with someone I wasn't related to, and wasn't sleeping with, was sharing a dorm freshman year, and it was fine except he was juggling like 4 girls and it's now my problem when they are looking for him
No, but fuck Ticketmaster and every site that looks like Ticketmaster