Retrospring 2: Electric Boogaloo
Never, I am the final boss of funny and if I laugh at it then it is certified USDA Grade A funny, EU governing bodies may vary but who cares about them anyway 😛
It was a while coming, been in NY's crosshairs, as they say, for years... it's like they say though, it won't go away completely, they will restructure and continue their mission from God, no wait, from Satan...that NRA statement sounds very Trump-like: "W
[...]I drew a dong in the snow earlier, je suis un artiste!
meh, I make no difference one way or the other TBH
for death to try again - bring it, punk!
same as a friend, if they do not call out bad cops they ARE bad cops and they can go cuff somebody else to the bedpost
My immune system is hot garbage right now and I'm considered higher risk, so I'm probably getting it after the old people, they are botching this deployment though - wasting doses because they are working based on eligibility/ineligibility as opposed to pr
[...]only if they were an outspoken activist trying to change a corrupt, rotten institution - American-style policing has its roots in catching runaway slaves and silence is complicity
It's a gripping tale with themes of exploring personal boundaries, risk-taking, and peer pressure called Green Eggs and Ham 😛
Death keeps coming for me and I keep giving him the slip LOL what a loser
Nah I'm a basterd
aw, I had a barf-related one pop into my head too, but I was going to call it Floornado - you drink until you fall over and the room spins and well you know the rest
As in I have 24 virus-riddled pandemic hours? It's just gonna be takeout and a series of naps TBH, I mean I might do that anyway so that works out nicely
I prefer the real thing, with the real sugar (hecho en Mexico!), to hell with that high-fucktose corn syrup
OK so there's a fella at work, not really a bad guy, but he has what the kids call 'no game' and he weirds out the ladies a bit...anyway he has become fixated on white women (he's Indian) and badly wants a white girlfriend. I'm sitting at a desk working o
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