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Pandy asked about 12 hours ago · 7 Answers

What do you think there are more of in the world: doors or wheels?

wheels, not close - think about shopping carts, luggage, lawn mowers, etc.

Pandy asked 1 day ago · 8 Answers

Ladies of Retro! What are the 3 best ways to please a woman?

what, you mean it's NOT buying the wilted leftover Valentine's rose on Feb.17 clearance at the gas station?

Pandy asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers

Gentlemen of Retro! What are the 3 best ways to please a man?

Please, in a physically intimate sense? Show up! 😛

OK OK fine, seriously I don't think men and women are THAT different, at least in the broad human sense, everybody has needs and shit, and you please them by learning those needs and making them a priority in your life. That looks different for everybody - like, some dudes need some quiet time in the evening after work...so even if there's something important you need to talk about, don't pounce right away - let the man read his book, or open a beer, or take a shit, I don't know your man geez whatever he does to decompress, get up out of his kool-aid for like an hour and then rea

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LaDamaX asked about 22 hours ago · 9 Answers

Don’t ask him if your butt looks too big in those jeans?

Women are like the cops - when they ask you something they already know the answer, your shit better match up

Shannon asked 1 day ago · 4 Answers

Did squid game ruin the genre of death games?

I don't think so? Anyway, some people at work were debating whether they would rather be in Squid Game or Hunger Games and it's pretty obviously Squid Game right?

Pandy asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers

What is the stupidest thing you have done for a dare?

Shannon asked 1 day ago · 10 Answers

Have you ever been told you was pretty?

My Grammy always said I was the handsomest boy in the world and she would never lie, Liars go to the bad place 😲

Pandy asked 1 day ago · 5 Answers

What video or news article do you wish could go viral? (where everyone knows about it)

America is invading Somalia at this very moment, and also helping Saudi Arabia bomb Yemen, not that anybody would care if they knew, only white victims of imperialism get Twitter hashtags and billions in aid

Shannon asked 1 day ago · 10 Answers

Have you ever been told you was ugly?

I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

Kate Matsuda asked 1 day ago · 10 Answers

What do you think about archery as a sport?

Physically, as a sport, even darts is more pure because you're only using your body...but I will say, I drew a recurve bow like 6 years ago and my back still hurts thinking about it, it is NOT easy...using a compound bow is practically cheating 😛

Shannon asked 1 day ago · 6 Answers

Ryanair passenger refuses to swap seats for mum and young baby - dividing opinion A Ryanair passenger has split opinion after a woman asked he if would like to move to back of the plane to switch seats with her husband - which he turned down to stay in his paid seat. Thoughts?

If you paid for a seat, and it was assigned to you, then you're within your rights to decline to move...maybe she could offer to buy him lunch or drinks or something, or maybe the airline could hook him up with something if they got involved, but other than that, sorry

Pandy asked 3 days ago · 13 Answers

What is the pettiest reason you would not date someone?

I do petty but I'm the opposite, I don't refuse to date for petty reasons, I agreed to date for petty reasons, reasons much too embarrassing to get into here

Shannon asked 10 days ago · 11 Answers

Share your worst roommate story!

The only time I lived with someone I wasn't related to, and wasn't sleeping with, was sharing a dorm freshman year, and it was fine except he was juggling like 4 girls and it's now my problem when they are looking for him

Shannon asked 3 days ago · 6 Answers

Have you ever snuck into a concert without paying?

No, but fuck Ticketmaster and every site that looks like Ticketmaster

Shannon asked 3 days ago · 4 Answers

Did you ever not get invited to a friends birthday party?

No, I am not THAT friend who gets left out because they bring bad vibes and drama when they show up, that's somebody else