Sean ⚡🤖 · 11 answers · 4y

I have to go back on the road for work... Soothe me with sweet sweet lies about how I'm probably not going to die in an Alabama hotel room from covid-19?

Seany, sweat pea, you’re going to be fine. sends you a COVID-19-free hug

In the US nobody knows how bad your environment might be infected and contageous. That is due to the scarce testing and the failing test units so far. So you can easily imagine that the risk is small given that only a million people have or had it among a total of 320 million. Though I would stop hugging and smooching and shaking hands and getting close to customers.

** pats ur back** There, there buddy u won't,,
ur black and going to Alabama hillbillies will get you long before the virus ;)

I'm legally married to someone who works at Whole Foods, she's had heart problems all her life. Six of her coworkers have been sick, but she hasn't gotten it. You could be that kind of lucky-unlucky, too!

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