๐ŸŒบ AnayaOhNo ยท 10 answers ยท 3y

Imagine... ๐Ÿค” If you were on the market on ๐”ธ๐•ž๐•’๐•ซ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜.๐•”๐•  ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“น๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐Ÿ‘€(๐Ÿ’ฅ๐““๐“ธ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ'๐“ญ ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ?)

Iโ€™d be in the bargain bin along with the out of date makeup and the returned-but-still-saleable bathroom towels that were on special offer. Iโ€™d be slightly more valuable than a used lipstick but not nearly as popular than the fake tan thatโ€™s only six months past its prime.

Tinder have a swipe ratio on users (not that I use it - but the idea of that data leaking would be terrifying)... my price wouldn't be high, though I'd probably charge a high price to protect my pride 'I promise I'm worth it, maybe not in looks but in character'. Besides quality over quantity. How about you?

A slave market? Hardly a profit. They will sell off the shrew asap and probably add a free gag to the purchase.

Amazon basic , $29.99. Looks like it might be good quality but it sho aint!

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