Sounds like a Detroit Lion!!!

Yes.

he could prolly still slap the shit outta me

Yeah, I'd probably be scared. Can't they like, smash your skull in with a nose boop? I wouldn't try to get an autograph or anything. I'm not delusional enough to approach a large wild animal like its a kitten, regardless of the situation in its mouth. But I'd probably still be like, "how did this happen to you, sir??" from a distance. Hey Google, how to make lion dentures

Yes ofc

They can throw you away just be roaring, and make your heart without balls, then you die .

I'd be cautious at least.

I mean it's not that much less dangerous - still strong enough to wallop you upside the head and put you down that way