3

The sperm eats all the germs anyway right:)

It's very dusty, so maybe a 2

probably at 2 or 3 :(

Im at number 1

8 - because I basically have a protective thing on it :P

Using an ipad since laptop broke. Screen is clean but a bit burned as it had an accident where it leaned up against an infra red heat lamp and smoke came out of it and tree screen went kinda yellow black. Luckily I smelled the smoke. Cleansed by fire lol.

a solid 9, I refrain from eating around it to avoid Cheetos dust and crumbs and stuff, and I have a duster and wipes handy for the odd touch-up. I probably wouldn't care as much for a standard 20 buck keyboard but I am one of those guys with the RGB backlit mechanical gaming keyboard