Wasserpistole · 10 answers · 4y

Can you say: "I've done some bad things in my life, Wasserpistole. Things I'm not proud of." Or is there no such thing?

of course, like that time I was 9 and grew resentful of my neighbor (same age) who stole the isopod I found in her yard. she claimed it as hers just because I found it in her yard. our yards were separated by a tall wooden fence so one day I snuck outside while she was playing with her sister in their yard, and I went "Charlotte sucks !" in my deepest voice (not very deep). and it was embarrassing so I have not spoken to her ever since. every time her parents greet me in the driveway all friendly I want to pass away

absolutely, I'd be shocked if there is anyone around who hasn't done similar things

I wouldn't say that because it makes it sound like I've put a hit out on someone in a movie. But yeah, I'm not PROUD of anything, I regret lots of things, and feel guilty about lots of things. Like I called a dude Andrew multiple times before I realized his name was Antwon and it haunts me to this day

Yeah, but I'm not generally fair to myself and I'm proud of almost nothing, even the cool shit I accomplish

I've not really done bad things. I'm a bad liar, too lazy to fine stress and I've got a major guilt complex. Plus I really try to be a good as I can.

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